Dear Friends and exfriends
(especially after this one!)
You being the intellectual scholars that we all know, perhaps you can answer a
question from a mediocre fellow of words?
The dictionary, now considered a great manuscript of popular fiction, details
the word "Illegal" as an adjective meaning "Against the law" among a few other
descriptions following the same theme. Then the word "Illicit", another
adjective indicating the action of and illegal act, or something to that
effect, (Or is it affect?). Each are words in the legal system of every
society indicating actions or deeds, against the majority.
My point is an alien is a person who "owes allegiance to a foreign country" or
an uninvited guest. Add that to "Illegal" and you should have someone who is a
criminal from a foreign country, eh Watson? In 1996 the majority of the "Illegals"
were granted asylum (The governments words.) and now, 8 years later, there are
10 million Mexican "Illegals" (That word again!), that is 1.25 million border
invasions per year, 104,166 per month or 3424 entry's per day!
There is a purpose behind this tirade, I hope you know. Since 1996 medical
costs have skyrocketed to 8 times its original plateau resulting in Group
Health plans keeping pace. Why the fantastic death spiral to health care? That
is not a real easy answer but there are three very plausible reasons, one for
each facet of Medical care, according to a friend who works in the fiscal
department of one of the Blue Cross entities.
1. 99.2 % of the Illegals have no health coverage at all and use the emergency
room for either a Medicaid benefit or a complete write-off for the health
provider. These illegals also produce 4.2 children in relation to the native's
2.02 children per family allowing medical costs for 60 million persons (Senor,
Senora and the 4 little tortillas.) So we have 200 million Americans who pay
for health care and another 60 million who do not. Their lifestyle compromises
healthy deliveries as well.
2. Tort claims. Oh yes, these very same illegals sue the health care provider
for a variety of reasons, most settled out of court by unscrupulous lawyers
knowing it is better to pay them off than spend millions in attorney fees. It
is said that one out of every two Chicano families has had legal action
against their provider. By the way, it is "Illegal" (That word again.) to turn
away an "Illegal" (and again) who is at your emergency room door.
3. Significant Others. Now I get a lot of heat over this one, but facts are
facts, Mr. Friday. The homosexual Community ( I don't like the use of 'Gay' as
a tribute to this group, they have turned a very nice word into something that
no longer can be used in poetry or song , and that is a shame.) Hiv and the
resulting disease, Aids, while a devastating illness accounts for 1 million
dollars of care for each individual before their demise. It is an illness that
with certain precautions could be nearly eliminated here in the U.S. but their
insatiable appetite for alien intercourse (That word again.) precludes any
opportunity to control its spread with any consistency. The decision to allow
"Significant Others" on the health care plans of City, County, State and
Federal employee HMO's, has nearly bankrupted these agencies affecting their
PERS programs as well.
Unlike most liberal Democrats who cry over inequities they observe, I, a
staunch conservative Republican, have an answer.
#1. Offer any homosexual who is HIV positive 1 million clams to move to the
Mexican border and another ten thousand smackers for each chili pepper he
'Rumps' and let everyone know he now has AIDS and ships him back. I figure we
are spending about $300,000 for each sombrero here in the U.S. for health
care, schools and prison incarceration and there is about 300,000 HIV positive
fags here so that means 10 million divided by 300,000 penetrations they would
have to 'bugger' 33 wetbacks a year to reduce Mexico's interest in the life of
luxury they find from our lifestyle provided by a bunch of Democratic liberal
Hillary droolers.
#2. This one was not my idea so I have to give credit to a Chicago Attorney
for this one. Let every 'Kobe Bryant' between 18 and 49 years of age, out of
prison give them an Uzi and a camp trailer on the Rio Grande and give them one
year off their sentence for every left ear they turn in until their sentence
has been absolved, then give them 10 G's for every one after that.
Course every ear has to smell like Huevas Rancheros, it can't be just any old
ear. Considering that 60 % of the male spooks that have been incarcerated at
least once in his life, that should put about 10 million athletes on call
immediately.
Racist you say? Me, a racist? Now I take exception to that, I really do. I
would vote for Colin Powell over Hillary Clinton any day! So that does not
make me a racist, it makes me a damn good conservative Republican who believes
in taking the "High Road' regardless the terrain. Ok, Ok, you want to know
what got me started? You really want to know, or are you done puking yet? I
confess. Yeah I do. I got so pissed off when I went up to my ATM machine at
Umpqua Bank yesterday, slipped my card in the son of bitchin slot and it asked
me what language I wanted to do business in! Then I really got pissed when I
typed in Swahili and it spit my card out into the snow! Now who is racist, god
dammnit?
Your loving buddy,
Homer Caudill (Er... John, that is.)
