'Red Rag' (Eugenes Karl Marx/Green
Peace publication, The Register Guard) Printed another of my conservative prose gleaned
from Barry G's writings from Phoenix Az. Poor bastard should have studied law when he was
in college, he would have been a good pres. Nice guys wind up cleaning toilets for their
retirement income, its the pricks with Yale law school under their belts that are taught a
remorseless business style that are truly successful. Imagine a multi-megabuck entrepooner
wanting to go into politics for a hundred G a year. The slick willys are knocking down
upper sixes when they decide graft is another form of 'Long Range Planning' that warms
their beds, polishes their knobs and puts callouses on the knees of their former
competitors.
Just think what MS Bill could do if he used his parking money for a run against the
Arkansas chicken plucker. Not only would he have Janet off his back, she would be on her
knees with a 'bump' on the back of her neck and DNA running out her nose. Christ our armed
forces would be free of knuckle suckers and everything running on MS operated Intels. The
only 'enlisted' folk would be fluxing the monitors or retooling the barracks for 'Ellens'
has-beens.
Speaking of has-beens, I have enjoyed the deep throated Disney mess. I worked for Roy,
Walts brother, back in the early 60s The guy had a smile that you only get when it is
oiled with body fluids meant for propagation. I mean this guy spent more time swallowing
than he did designing sets. I worked in the 'airbrush' room with 40 stools and 90% bung
bangers. I always thought SF was a haven for hiv candidates, they got nothing on Hollywood
and the 'support' crews they have. I was a good artist or I would never have made the
grade, I spent one night in the Santa Monica cooler for whopping a butt grabbin' dandy
that thought I was circumcised just for his greased cheeks.
Got to go, the Red Rag has produced another night of callers calling me Ronald Reagan and
other metaphors that are supposed to bring my boiler to overload. I just thank them for
the compliment and ask them if they think we should let all the illegals in only if they
test positive for Hiv and have a source for Tijuana hash. Nice thing about pissing off the
liberals, they never call you a cocksucker, thats a saying reserved for friends only.
John C
Karl Marx's embalmer
John Caudill