Red Rag

'Red Rag' (Eugenes Karl Marx/Green Peace publication, The Register Guard) Printed another of my conservative prose gleaned from Barry G's writings from Phoenix Az. Poor bastard should have studied law when he was in college, he would have been a good pres. Nice guys wind up cleaning toilets for their retirement income, its the pricks with Yale law school under their belts that are taught a remorseless business style that are truly successful. Imagine a multi-megabuck entrepooner wanting to go into politics for a hundred G a year. The slick willys are knocking down upper sixes when they decide graft is another form of 'Long Range Planning' that warms their beds, polishes their knobs and puts callouses on the knees of their former competitors.

Just think what MS Bill could do if he used his parking money for a run against the Arkansas chicken plucker. Not only would he have Janet off his back, she would be on her knees with a 'bump' on the back of her neck and DNA running out her nose. Christ our armed forces would be free of knuckle suckers and everything running on MS operated Intels. The only 'enlisted' folk would be fluxing the monitors or retooling the barracks for 'Ellens' has-beens.

Speaking of has-beens, I have enjoyed the deep throated Disney mess. I worked for Roy, Walts brother, back in the early 60s The guy had a smile that you only get when it is oiled with body fluids meant for propagation. I mean this guy spent more time swallowing than he did designing sets. I worked in the 'airbrush' room with 40 stools and 90% bung bangers. I always thought SF was a haven for hiv candidates, they got nothing on Hollywood and the 'support' crews they have. I was a good artist or I would never have made the grade, I spent one night in the Santa Monica cooler for whopping a butt grabbin' dandy that thought I was circumcised just for his greased cheeks.

Got to go, the Red Rag has produced another night of callers calling me Ronald Reagan and other metaphors that are supposed to bring my boiler to overload. I just thank them for the compliment and ask them if they think we should let all the illegals in only if they test positive for Hiv and have a source for Tijuana hash. Nice thing about pissing off the liberals, they never call you a cocksucker, thats a saying reserved for friends only.

John C
Karl Marx's embalmer

 

John Caudill

 

 

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